Comedian Jeff Pirrami, aka “The Fat Rat Bastard” will perform Friday, March 8 at the St. Ubaldo Society Cultural Center, 310 Third Ave. in Jessup. Doors open at 7 p.m. Showtime is at 8 p.m. There will be a light menu and a cash bar. Tickets are $20. Call 570-766-8799 or ask any board member. There will also be basket raffles (anyone willing to donate a basket/gift certificate please contact 570-614-9638).